<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://my.rsscache.com/rsc/atom.xsl"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:rsscache="http://ns.rsscache.com/1.0"><title>ZuckerBlog</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/atom.xml" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2009-04-22:/blogzucker//6</id><updated>2010-03-19T14:40:15Z</updated><subtitle>Online the Liveliest Awfulness</subtitle><generator uri="http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/">Movable Type 4.3-en</generator><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Wee, Tiny Orange</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/wee-tiny-orange.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6170</id><published>2010-03-19T14:40:15Z</published><updated>2010-03-19T14:40:15Z</updated><summary>Or it's a mandarin, or something. This will not satisfy my hunger....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Or it's a mandarin, or something. This will not satisfy my hunger. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/wee_tiny_orange.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Bloody Murdock</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/bloody-murdock.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6169</id><published>2010-03-19T13:11:49Z</published><updated>2010-03-19T13:11:49Z</updated><summary>Robert J. Ray, author of The Weekend Novelist, apparently also wrote a series of detective novels. Most of them are out of print, but the WPL has two of them in its collection. Unfortunately for Ray, his main character, Matt...   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Robert J. Ray, author of The Weekend Novelist, apparently also wrote a series of detective novels. Most of them are out of print, but the WPL has two of them in its collection. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unfortunately for Ray, his main character, Matt Murdock shares a name with the main character of Marvel Comics' Daredevil series. So you may have trouble finding him on the Web. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/bloody_murdock.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Savoy's Guide: Irish Cocktail</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/savoys-guide-irish-cocktail.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6167</id><published>2010-03-18T01:00:16Z</published><updated>2010-03-18T01:00:16Z</updated><summary>For those looking for a break from green beer (bleah), try this deceptively delicious drink. Irish Cocktail - 2 dashes curaçao - 2 dashes Angostura bitters - 2 dashes absinthe - 1 dash maraschino liqueur - 1oz Irish whisky Shake...   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;For those looking for a break from green beer (bleah), try this deceptively delicious drink. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Irish Cocktail&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;- 2 dashes curaçao&lt;br /&gt;
- 2 dashes Angostura bitters&lt;br /&gt;
- 2 dashes absinthe&lt;br /&gt;
- 1 dash maraschino liqueur &lt;br /&gt;
- 1oz Irish whisky&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Shake over ice and strain into a cocktail glass, garnished with an olive and orange zest. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(sadly, I didn't have any oranges ... my bad)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/savoys_guide_irish_cocktail.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns=""><title>[Ad] Top 2010 Online Business Opportunities</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.rsscache.com/Section/Advertise/click.aspx?a=822266" /><content>Review The Top 2010 Legitimate Make Money Online Programs.</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Happy St. Patrick's Day</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/happy-st-patricks-day.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6166</id><published>2010-03-17T19:00:17Z</published><updated>2010-03-17T19:00:17Z</updated><summary>Guess what I'm doing after work? That's right: Doing my taxes....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Guess what I'm doing after work?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That's right: Doing my taxes. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/happy_st_patricks_day.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>New Netbook</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/new-netbook.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6160</id><published>2010-03-16T14:50:14Z</published><updated>2010-03-16T14:50:14Z</updated><summary>Bought this schway new Toshiba NB305 netbook. But only on the condition that I write 200 pages of a new novel in the next 12 months. Seems doable. Oh yeah, and Fuck You, Windows 7 Starter Edition for disabling the...   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Bought this schway new Toshiba NB305 netbook. But only on the condition that I write 200 pages of a new novel in the next 12 months. Seems doable. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oh yeah, and Fuck You, Windows 7 Starter Edition for disabling the most basic functionality, such as changing the fucking desktop background! Bunch of lousy fuckers!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Note: Changed the desktop background without Microsoft's help. Googled a solution, but it required installing a 3rd party app. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/new_netbook.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-bible.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6157</id><published>2010-03-15T14:21:58Z</published><updated>2010-03-15T14:21:58Z</updated><summary>Fantastic book by Jonathan Goldstein. You may have heard him on the CBC. Absolutely fantastic book. I want to read more of this....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Fantastic book by Jonathan Goldstein. You may have heard him on the CBC. Absolutely fantastic book. I want to read more of this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/ladies_and_gentlemen_the_bible.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Monster …</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/monster.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6148</id><published>2010-03-09T13:50:15Z</published><updated>2010-03-09T13:50:15Z</updated><summary>Cryptobiological containment and rescue services. A book by A. Lee Martinez. It's about a guy named Monster who captures monsters. I'm sure he appreciates the irony....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Cryptobiological containment and rescue services. A book by A. Lee Martinez. It's about a guy named Monster who captures monsters. I'm sure he appreciates the irony. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/monster_.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Break No Bones</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/break-no-bones.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6146</id><published>2010-03-08T15:50:16Z</published><updated>2010-03-08T15:50:16Z</updated><summary>Another Kathy Reichs book. This one's really exciting, but you can see the twist coming from a mile away....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Another Kathy Reichs book. This one's really exciting, but you can see the twist coming from a mile away. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/break_no_bones.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Friday's Coffee</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/fridays-coffee.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6142</id><published>2010-03-05T14:20:15Z</published><updated>2010-03-05T15:16:32Z</updated><summary>Culture de Café. In those big cups they have here....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><category term="Coffee" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" /><category term="Local" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" /><category term="coffee" label="coffee" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><category term="coffeeculture" label="Coffee Culture" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><category term="local" label="local" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><category term="pictures" label="pictures" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Culture de Café. In those big cups they have here. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/fridays_coffee.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>sdfsd WTF?</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/03/sdfsd-wtf.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6141</id><published>2010-03-04T16:40:17Z</published><updated>2010-03-04T16:43:14Z</updated><summary>My keyboard went offline when I plugged in my BB today. I started mashing keys to test it out, and Google made some interesting search suggestions....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><category term="Web" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" /><category term="google" label="Google" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><category term="sdfsd" label="sdfsd" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><category term="web" label="web" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><category term="weird" label="weird" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" /><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;My keyboard went offline when I plugged in my BB today. I started mashing keys to test it out, and Google made some interesting search suggestions.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="sdfsd_wtf.jpg" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/sdfsd_wtf.jpg" width="450" height="355" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Thursday Culture</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/02/thursday-culture.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6137</id><published>2010-02-25T13:10:16Z</published><updated>2010-02-25T13:10:16Z</updated><summary>Working from home today. Got a REEP guy coming in, and getting a new motor for the LG dishwasher. So why, you ask, am I not at home drinking a pot of Kona coffee and relaxing in my own home?...   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Working from home today. Got a REEP guy coming in, and getting a new motor for the LG dishwasher. So why, you ask, am I not at home drinking a pot of Kona coffee and relaxing in my own home?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Well, when you say it like that, it really sounds good. Yes, what *am* I doing here? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hint: it's the cinnamon scones. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/thursday_culture.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Breathers</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/02/breathers.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6136</id><published>2010-02-24T14:53:14Z</published><updated>2010-02-24T14:53:14Z</updated><summary>A novel by S.G. Browne. Zombies in love....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;A novel by S.G. Browne.  Zombies in love. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/breathers.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Fixin' $cripts with a # of chars!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/02/fixin-cripts-with-a-of-chars.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6135</id><published>2010-02-23T19:49:57Z</published><updated>2010-02-23T19:49:57Z</updated><summary>Testing....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;Testing. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/fixin_cripts_with_a_of_chars.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>If it's Tuesday ...</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/02/if-its-tuesday.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6126</id><published>2010-02-23T13:41:45Z</published><updated>2010-02-23T15:44:03Z</updated><summary>It must be Café 1842....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;It must be Café 1842. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img alt="If_it_s_Tuesday.png" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/If_it_s_Tuesday.png" width="459" height="538" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><entry xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>If it's Tuesday …</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/2010/02/if-its-tuesday.html" /><id>tag:www.zuckervati.com,2010:/blogzucker//6.6126</id><published>2010-02-23T13:41:45Z</published><updated>2010-02-23T13:41:45Z</updated><summary>It must be Café 1842....   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</summary><author><name>Zuckervati</name><uri>http://www.zuckervati.com</uri></author><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/">&lt;p&gt;It must be Café 1842. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.zuckervati.com/blogzucker/archives/images/.png" class="mt-image-none" style="" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   - Bandwidth saved by RSScache.com (http://www.rsscache.com)</content></entry><rsscache:id>22932</rsscache:id></feed>