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YouTube - Upright Citizens Brigade - Camp Counselor...&lt;p&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;img align=left src=http://www.rsscache.com/Section/Stats/logo.aspx?n=50887465 border=0&gt; Bandwidth saved by &lt;a href=http://www.rsscache.com&gt;RSScache.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><dc:subject xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">video</dc:subject><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">zuckervati</dc:creator><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-08-29T09:40:24-05:00</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://www.zuckervati.com/missinglinks/archives/005266.htm" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/"><title>Habanera, but with Muppets</title><link>http://www.zuckervati.com/missinglinks/archives/005266.htm</link><description>Oh great, now this is going to be in my head for days. YouTube - Habanera...&lt;p&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;img align=left src=http://www.rsscache.com/Section/Stats/logo.aspx?n=50887464 border=0&gt; Bandwidth saved by &lt;a href=http://www.rsscache.com&gt;RSScache.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><dc:subject xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">video</dc:subject><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">zuckervati</dc:creator><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-08-29T09:32:31-05:00</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://www.zuckervati.com/missinglinks/archives/005265.htm" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/"><title>Pastor fakes cancer to hide porn addiction</title><link>http://www.zuckervati.com/missinglinks/archives/005265.htm</link><description>How completely bogus. Hey, you don't see me faking cancer! Pastor tells of porn addiction | Herald Sun Disgraced pastor Michael Guglielmucci has finally told of fabricating a terminal cancer battle to hide his 16-year obsession with pornography. "This is...&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=http://www.rsscache.com/Section/Advertise/click.aspx?n=50777436&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.rsscache.com/Section/Advertise/ads.aspx?n=50777436&amp;f=22884" border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;img align=left src=http://www.rsscache.com/Section/Stats/logo.aspx?n=50777436 border=0&gt; Bandwidth saved by &lt;a href=http://www.rsscache.com&gt;RSScache.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><dc:subject xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">religion</dc:subject><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">zuckervati</dc:creator><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-08-27T11:55:58-05:00</dc:date></item><item rdf:about="http://www.zuckervati.com/missinglinks/archives/005264.htm" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/"><title>Trust me. I was a POW.</title><link>http://www.zuckervati.com/missinglinks/archives/005264.htm</link><description>Heh. Wait, why am I crying? Daily Kos: Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday "You're a surgeon and you're using a rusty hacksaw?" "Trust me. I was a POW." 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This one was done by a guy from Windsor; episode VII of Star Wars, wherein a little Sith boy sets out to kill his gifted sister. 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Now we just have to watch out for videos impersonating real people. 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Notice how I haven't even mentioned this? Because it's not news. Why am I mentioning it now? 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